Kencoin
kencoin.co.uk • the prickliest joke-coin
The Kencoin Palace of Prickles
A lovingly unserious hedgehog-themed cryptocurrency for people who enjoy spiky memes, shiny coins, and pretending that “utility” means “rolling into a ball when the market dips.”
chain: pricklenet • consensus: proof-of-prickle • vibe: immaculate
🦔 Proof-of-Prickle
Blocks are validated by the oldest hedgehog in the network rolling into a ball and judging your vibes.
✨ Hedgehog Utility
Includes: snuffling, waddling, and automatic rug-avoidance by curling up when danger approaches.
🪙 Coin-y but cute
Bitcoin energy, but with little spines and a friendly grin. It’s the coin that squeaks when it pumps.
🧮 Tokenomics
Total supply: 21,000,000 (but most are lost behind the sofa).
🔒 Locked liquidity
Locked in a tiny hedgehog ball. If you can unroll it, you deserve it.
📉 Bear market strategy
When the chart goes down, Ken goes night-time mode and pretends nothing exists.